Kyo Is A Wanker (page)

You may notice that the colour scheme for this page has changed from it's painfully bright blues and yellows. This is because that while it looked fine on my browser, I noticed that it was actually painful to read on a computer with smaller pixel size. Whilst it is my aim to have a horrible colour scheme, the reason it is like this is because I want the text to be legible.... so enjoy the colours which won't drive you blind..... *sniff, sob*

As anyone who has taken a look at my page of wankers would know, I don't particularly have a like for the King Of Fighters character Kyo Kusanagi.
In fact, that's a major understatement, I HATE THE FREAKING WANKER (for the meaning of wanker, please see my page of wankers)

Let me just start with the fact that he got given a rival which could kick his ass any day who looks about 1000+ times better than him and is 1000000+ times cooler than him.
But this is not really a good reason to hate him eh?
Well, here's some:
*He takes the credit every year for all the hard work his teammates (Goro and Benimaru) put into the tournament.
*He's an egotistical little f***er.
*He's too stupid to graduate from high school after four years.
*His hairband isn't tied at the back,... where does it go? How does it stay there? Does he somehow possess mystical abilities to keep it there?
*He's an egotistical little f***er.
*He tries to beat up Iori (I don't care what people think, he was really aiming for Iori) when Iori is singlehandedly defeating Orochi (and let me say, Kyo STILL failed, Iori's too powerful!) in KOF97.
*His autoguards.
*His stupid quotes where he's still saying his move well after it's finished.
*He's an egotistical little f***er.
*The look on his face in KOF 94 and his incredibly large headband.
*His quotes (game moves and end of round)
*He's an egotistical little f***er.
*He gives his gloves to Shingo in 97 and has them for 98.
*Shingo surpassed him ages ago and Kyo keeps telling him he's not as good as him to keep him around and show off he has a student.
*His f***ing autoguards!!!!!!
*The fact that there are THREE of him in kof 99
*The little jerk runs off in KOF 99 in Iori's ending rather than fight Iori.... coward!! get back here so I can kick your wimpy butt!!!
* AND MY NUMBER ONE TOP REASON FOR HATING KYO: He's a moron and he doesn't like Iori... plus all Kyo fans tend to hate Iori, so I'm following a trend (please end my painful sheep life now) and hating Kyo.

Sigh, i could go on for ages and ages, but I don't have the time, and reading all my text is annoying even me, and you know how lazy I am. Oh, did I mention he's an egotistical little f***er?
Well, this is my section of hate for that self-centered, cheapo, stupid, ugly little freak known world wide for beating up his own father even though his father was being controlled against his will. Do you like my newcolour scheme? The old one was more appropriate huh?

N.B: The table was resurrected!!! Now for your viewing pleasure: a decently aligned group of Kyo pics.

	To your left you will notice Kyo acting likehe's so great and being an egotistical little f***er. One of the better pictures of him though.
	Again your leftis another literal interpretation of Kyo. Sorry about the smudgedness.
	At your leftt, you will notice that Kyo is kissing himself and posing. He's a little too attached to himself I think. Click for a bigger (clearer) version.

And to your right you will note that Kyo is showing a more literal side of his wankerishness.
To your right.. Sheesh, a lot of literal interpretations huh? Note the hands in the pockets.
And right here at the right we have Kyo hugging himself. It's nothing but further proof of how self-centred and egotistical he is.

Really sorry about the tables... I'm not sure they'll work for all computers... but I hope they do.......

Yes, I know I know, there's nothing much here yet, I'm currently working on it... hell, I put the table back into it didn't I?
Anyway, I'm busy doing other stuff... so I plead laziness and lack of available computer!!
There's my page of what to do if you ever encounter that wanker Kyo... heh heh heh....
In the meantime, here's a bit of a comic I've been working on since I got encouraged to do some fanfiction, I've finally put up Page 2, and I'm sorry, but it's a boring intermission chapter, I hope it will lead to greater things, but by the way Page 4 is shaping up, I don't really have much hope left. Not to mention that I can't work on it at all virtually because of my dead computer... *sniff* so sad.....

Page 1 - Kyo's STILL in school
Page 2 - In The Classroom

Yep, there was a new extension... but it's kinda old now... feel free to vist:
The TRUE special ending of KOF97!!! - in case you don't know, I'm referring to the ending you get when you use the Kyo, Iori, Chizuru team in 97.