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Kyo: ARGH! Where's my comb?
And now my clothes are slightly dirty,
I'll never live this down.... maybe if
I keep posing like this, that lady
behind me.. what was her name? Ah
who cares, maybe she'll dust me off?
Chizuru: Kyo, umm, KYO.
Worry about your hair later!
Iori: That's it, I'm going,
I'm not hanging around to find his
stupid hair accessories.
Kyo: What if I pose THIS way?
After all, I can't search through this,
I might ruin my perfect hands.
Chizuru: *snicker*
Iori: Why is it that not only am I not
impressed but suddenly feel wretchedly
ill?
Kyo: Well, what if I give you some of
my great artwork?
This is you Iori, falling from a leg
sweep.
Chizuru: It looks like a
kindergartener's drawing, but what do
you know, I see the resemblance.
Iori: WHAT! I'll give you falling from
a leg sweep!
Chizuru: IORI! Quick, Orochi just
appeared, we need to stop him!
Iori: Alright! I'll beat up the little
sissy boy later, he shouldn't take me
very long.
Orochi: Hah, *gasp* hah haa!! *gasp*
You think *gasp* you puny *gasp* mortal
can *gasp*
neeeed air *gasp, gasp, gasp*
Iori: Not much of a fighter are you?
Goenitz was harder than you!
Orochi: WHAT!?! NOOO!! I can't be
defeated, *gasp*
You'll pay Yagami!
Iori: Die!
Chizuru: WOW! He's good!
Singlehanded defeating of Orochi, and
it looks like he'll get a perfect too!
Kyo: Oh no, does this mean I can't take
the credit for this years tournament?
And people will realise just how much
better Iori is?
Orochi: Guhh *gasp* I'll get *gasp* you
Yagami!
Iori: Grrrrrrr!!!!!
Chizuru: Look!
Orochi's turned purple!
YAY! Iori's gonna wiiiin!
And I can just sit back here and not
have to do anything at all.
Kyo: I CAN'T let that happen.
I can't let everyone see that _he_
beat Orochi.
I'll just pose a few more times and....
Kyo: DIE YAGAM...... ERRRR, I MEAN DIE
OROCHI!!!!
Iori: He wouldn't be stupid enough to
risk the destruction of the entire
world just because people could realise
what an egotistical leech he is would
he?
....would he??!?
Iori: Oh no! It's the "Burn Naku", I
didn't know Kyo could steal Terry's
moves.
Kyo: Yeah, I can steal good moves like
Rogue *
Orochi: It's lucky for you pathetic
mortals, that Iori choked me to death
before Kyo belted him in the back and
put him in a wheelchair with a broken
back for a week.
Now I sleep for ten, a hundred years.
Chizuru: Uh, Kyo, you did realise that
Yuki, errr, I mean, Chris Yuki was a
guy right?
Kyo: When we get home you're getting a
spanking Chris Yuki for being the
orochi.... and come to think of it,
you're sleeping on the floor alone for
a week for not telling me you were a
guy.
Chizuru: Shouldn't we be helping Iori
instead of discussing your errrr...
dead/ sleeping for ten a hundred years
cross dressing boyfriend's harsh
punishments?
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* Rogue in the game "X-Men vs Street Fighter" kisses her opponent to steal
their moves.
