If You Meet Kyo.....

In the unlikely (fortunately) event that somehow you meet Kyo Kusanagi, there are quite a few things you can do to that wan... huh?
What's going on?
Oh, it seems that a few characters have decided to help me out, to demonstrate!!!
Well, far be it from me to refuse a genuine offer of help.
So, here is what you can do to that wanker kyo if you ever meet him (or any fans of his, or any look alikes)

N.B: This information is strictly here for entertainment, everything here SHOULD NOT be performed on anyone, or anything, aside from Kyo Kusanagi, and then only confined to the King Of Fighters games.
I do not take any responsibility for any harm caused because of, or as a result of this information either directly or indirectly.
If anyone has any medical or other conditions which may lead them to follow anything here, do not read on!

*Looks around* Ok, now that we only have sane people here (aside from the obvious me) on with the show!

Further N.B: I apologise for some of the gifs. On Netscape browsers they go too slow, and for IE some go too fast (esp. Chizuru)... errr, I'm not too sure how to fix this, but I'll waste my time trying anyway probably.

Iori's Section

HEY!!! What the...?
You want to be the only demonstrator to have a go at Kyo? Don't you think that's a bit selfish?
How about you just take a small section for yourself?
Ok? OK!!!! Well, here's Iori's section of what to do to Kyo, considering they're arch rivals and enemies I think Iori's entitled to it.

Uh, Iori, hows about we start with something else?
We don't want him dead before the demonstrations are finished.

                                
Uh, isn't that a                 No? Well, I guess            Sorry to butt in again... 
bit violent for                  it's your section            could you just.. ummm, 
younger viewers?                 after all....                not get so excited about this?

Sorry Iori, I'm taking him away till you get a hold of yourself..

That's better, now be friends GOOD!

Blue Mary's Section

Huh? What's the matter Mary? Why are you upset?
Awwww, you think Iori took all the good punishments?
Don't be sad, look, you've got your own section.... what? you don't have anything to do because of Iori? C'mon, cheer up.... we'll work on it together.

*Blue Mary suggests teaching your dog the "kill" command and setting it loose on Kyo.
*Get a gun and shoot him, and then say "bangu" in such a bad accent it sounds like "f*** you"
*Make him wear Terry's pants (ouch! tight!)

Poor Mary. she's out of ideas for the moment.... don't worry, she'll think of lots of things later

What the....? Section

It appears some of the characters have decided to.... erm, ahem. teach Kyo some new moves.
He seems to be picking them up like a natural too....
I'm not sure if this classes as what to do, but

*Choi, Shermie, Chizuru and Athena suggest teaching him ballet....

Well, he is pretty airy fairy, and he seems to be enjoying himself....
I guess it could count because making him dizzy and sick is kinda a thing to do.

Well, that's it for now.. *ragged cheering from a beat up Kyo* SHUT UP YOU!
But don't worry, I AM working on this page, and a lot's done offline but I haven't been able to put it online, but it should be up soon *aching groan*
And I'll make sure Kyo survives till then.

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